Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’
The girl said, ‘NO!’
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and
farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
No wait a minute, what was her happy life like after that?
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’
The girl said, ‘NO!’
And the girl sighed a huge sigh of relief and lived happily ever after… She rode her special cute pink car with pride, went shopping with the girls with not a worry as to how much she could buy before the “man” crapped her out, she didn’t have to deal with hunting “blood pride” photos or heads of cute animals on the walls, had as many facials as she chose and ate what ever she felt like with not a worry of if she got too chubby round the tummy he wouldn’t love her no more… ah what a life she had indeed! Better yet she left the ironing, didn’t have to get up to prepare anyones breakfast and farted when she wanted to without having to get into a competition about it, never fell into the toilet for a midnight tinkle and had many many nights out with the girls… best of all she could sleep with her winnie the pooh toy at night and not a once did it kick or snore or grunt!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is hilarious!!!!!
The original story made me chuckle, but Sanity you made me split my gut!!!! Happy endings are always good!
Yeah, Sanity, that’s what I was thinking too!
I always read about how married women or divorced moms complain about what their husbands don’t do, but I’ll happily do it all in exchange for the freedom to go to the bookstore, take as long as I want, and waste $5 on a latte, $50 on books I may never read, and $15 on a CD that I will listen to 1000 times, without ever having to argue with a man about any of it! And never having to share the bathroom with a man . . . priceless! And don’t even get me started about arguments over childrearing . . . .
I love alternate fairy tales… they make us realize how much we limit our options with the stories we tell ourselves over and over, and how freeing it is to shift the paradigm and tell a new story…
This is hilarious and San, yours is great!! Why is it men can fart and nobody really gives it a thought but women tend more to not do it?? I mean, I don’t fart…..I’m just saying!!!!
You don’t fart Joy?? TFF!!!!! This is great but yea Sanity’s made me LMAO!
I don’t fart either! I don’t get when people say they can’t help it. I’ve also heard the argument that it’s not healthy to hold it in! So it’s healthy to hold it in during a business meeting but not during a TV show?
I liked this! w000000000t
More please!
Lots more!
I’m not the least bit superstitious myself, but I’ve heard that holding in farts can lead to dental decay.
Oh G-Ma, that’s hilarious!!!