Quote of the day

 

“Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.”

So – if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

 

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8 Responses to Quote of the day

  1. nikki says:

    I love that!!! Even Jason said that is true!!!! I really like this one:)

  2. That is great! I have to write that down…

  3. DM says:

    Great quote.

    Went to a marriage seminar that talked about this very thing…they called it the “crazy cycle” (when you give your woman sh*t) and things start getting nasty)..there is also something called “the energy cycle” where you set in motion positive actions. As a slow learner..I have to tell you…it is possible to stop the crazy cycle when it starts spinning if you nip it in the bud the moment you realize what’s happening….in fact, it can turn a tense situation into something fun….all you have to do is say…”I can feel the crazy cycle coming on”..you look @ each other w/ a knowing look, laugh and go on w/ life.

  4. SanityFound says:

    LMAO OMG this is just tooo toooooo funny!!! Oh how I needed this chuckle! ROFL

  5. Tosha says:

    joy.I’m on from my phone. we have no power. my house has a tree in it. I don’t know where we go from here. ill keep u updated when I can. I can’t post this on my blog for some reason. the outlook isn’t good.

  6. Joy says:

    Oh Tosha, that’s horrible. We have all been thinking and worrying about you. Keep in touch. At least your all safe.

  7. mssc54 says:

    Tosha, hang in there things will (eventually) get better.

    After Hurricane Hugo our house was on CNN! A huge pine tree snapped off across the street and landed with the trunk pointing up and the “sail” of the tree pointing down. It landed on one end right at the peek of the roof. As the winds blew the tree would rake across the roof and break one rafter off at a time. Our home is a two story and when we came out of the room we all were staying in (up stairs) it was the only room that still had a ceiling/roof on it. The rest of the house was clear blue sky. Of course the inside was pink insullation and lots of other debris.

    We (as I am sure you are) were just so glad that none of us were injured. Fortunately our four month old daughter was still nursing. The formula would have been bad.

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