The doctors visit

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

Come now, coaxed the doctor, you’ve been seeing me for years!

There’s nothing you can’t  tell me.

This ones kind of strange…

Let me be  the judge of that, the doctor replied.

Well, she said, yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.

I  see.

That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.

That  night, she went on, I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!

You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong with me!, she  implored,

I’m scared out of my wits!

The  gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

There, there, it’s nothing to be scared  about.

 

You’re simply going through the  change

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4 Responses to The doctors visit

  1. SanityFound says:

    That was just wrong ROFL!!!

  2. nikki says:

    OMG! What else can I say?!

  3. mssc54 says:

    Too funny, with all the women I’ve been around all my life this one WILL come in handy! 😉

  4. Jane says:

    I printed this out for my mom. Hilarious!!!

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