Who says I’m stupid?

On September 17, 1994, Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: ‘I would not live forever because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever which is why I would not liver forever.’


‘Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry.  I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.’

Mariah Carey


‘Smoking kills.  If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.’

Brooke Shields during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.



‘I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.’

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.



‘Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.’

Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.



‘That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass and I’m just the one to do it.’

A congressional candidate in Texas.



‘Half this game is ninety percent mental.’

Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark



‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’

Al Gore, Vice President



‘I love California.  I practically grew up in Phoenix.’

Dan Quayle



‘We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves, how much clean air do we need?’

Lee Iacocca



‘The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.’

Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst.



‘We don’t necessarily discriminate.  We simply exclude certain types of people.’

Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor



‘If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.  And the next morning, if they wake up dead, they’ll be a record.’



Feeling smarter???

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9 Responses to Who says I’m stupid?

  1. SanityFound says:

    LMAO Just saw this yesterday and almost posted it myself lol great minds think alike!!! its excellent thanks so much did dribble again dangit!

  2. thegoddessanna says:

    I have to stick up for Quayle here – Phoenix is where people from California used to go to vacation away from their own state, so the city was constantly over-run by Californians. People from that age and area understood that. It’s like me complaining about Pennsylvania drivers – I would know, I grew up in southern Delaware. Pennsylvanians tend to resort down on Delaware’s beaches, and they drive down there. From May to September, there are more PA cars on the road than locals. Same concept. And we all know how the media loves to take words out of context!

    Quayle got a bad rap; he’s actually not that bad of a man. The other quotes are funny, especially the first one!

  3. mssc54 says:

    Golly I be smarterest then I thank I was. 🙂

  4. Laura (LS) says:

    Sparky wants to know: People make comments like this, and *I’m* the one who’s poor?????

  5. Sue says:

    Ha, these were funny! Laura, I think your comment is right on!

  6. nikki says:

    Laura, I loved your comment! These were great!! I feel so smucking fart!!!

  7. SKL says:

    That’s the thing – I am always reluctant to speak at all because I’ve was raised with all the adages, e.g., better to let people think you’re stupid than to open your mouth and prove it.

    Well, like LS said, isn’t it sad that the people spouting this stuff are all making a lot more money than we are? Who are the real dummies here?

    So, I don’t have to worry about the world remembering me for saying “Pheonix” or spelling “potatoe,” but that’s mainly because I would never be thought of as a candidate for anything, because I “learned how ta keep my mouth shut.” Oh, well.

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