A few funnies….

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing.

 

 

 

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’

The husband said, ‘Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’ ‘Doesn’t matter,’ she said. ‘Just get out.’

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5 Responses to A few funnies….

  1. K. Trainor says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! That second one made me laugh right out loud! 😀

  2. SanityFound says:

    OMG I just literally chocked on my sarmie sheesh waahaaahaaaa classic I just sooo love the lottery winnings!

  3. Sue says:

    Those are funny, I don’t care who you are!!!!!

  4. Joy says:

    These are really good ones Lisa.

  5. Jane says:

    That golf one is so my husband!! LMAO!!!

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