Counting my blessings

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I’ve sure gotten old!                                              

I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes,
I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.

Have bouts with dementia.

Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.

Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92.

Have lost all my friends.

But, thank goodness, I still have my driver’s license..     

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5 Responses to Counting my blessings

  1. SanityFound says:

    ROFL oh boy I can so see this as me when I am old… should have it by then hmph!

  2. Sue says:

    Must have hit a cord yesterday! Sadly, this is pretty true!

  3. nikki says:

    It is sad and true, did you all hear about that old man crashing into a farmers market killing 8 people??

  4. Joy says:

    I didn’t hear that Nikki. Is that what you are talking about too Sue? Or are you talking about fana?

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