Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy
this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her.
“Grandpa will pay the bill,” she smiled.
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ROFLMAO TFF oh man I can just see his face!!! wahahaha!!!
HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! That stupid boy got just what he deserved!!!!! And men think women are so dumb!
HA Too funny!!!! Yes, he gets what he deserves!!
haha awesome