Paying the bill


Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buycartoon-girl this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”
“Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.
“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her.
“Grandpa will pay the bill,” she smiled.

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4 Responses to Paying the bill

  1. SanityFound says:

    ROFLMAO TFF oh man I can just see his face!!! wahahaha!!!

  2. Sue says:

    HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! That stupid boy got just what he deserved!!!!! And men think women are so dumb!

  3. nikki says:

    HA Too funny!!!! Yes, he gets what he deserves!!

  4. goddess says:

    haha awesome

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