Why I don’t fish anymore (Darryl)

Saturday morning I got up early, dressedfishing quietly, made my lunchgrabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.  

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed.  There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that weather?’
I still don’t know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing. 
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7 Responses to Why I don’t fish anymore (Darryl)

  1. Tessa says:

    Funny, funny!

  2. SanityFound says:

    OMG I just dribbled coffee all over my newly cleaned jeans!!!!!!! payback is coming just you wait and see

  3. Joy says:

    Sorry for the messed up jeans San. It’s all Darryl’s fault!!! It’s so fun to blame my brother for things. Makes me feel like a kid again!!!

  4. Sue says:

    I LOVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. joanharvest says:

    That’s great. I’ll have to show it to my son, the fisherman.

  6. nikki says:

    I’ve seen this one, very funny!!

  7. Jane says:

    This is good. I wonder if she was kidding?????

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