Sven and Ole

Ole and Sven are neighbors in Wisconsin. Ole is in need of a new milk cow. He cartoon-cowhears about a nice one for sale over the border in Minnesota.
He drives over to Minnesota and looks at it.  He reaches under to see if she gives milk and grabs the teat and pulls, the cow farts.
Ole is very surprised, looks at the farmer who is selling the cow, and reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion, Ole decides to buy the cow anyway and take it home.
He calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, “Come here and look at dis new cow I just bought. Pull her teat, and see what happens.”
Sven reaches under and pulls; the cow farts.
Sven looks at Ole and says, “You bought this cow in Minnesota didn’t yew?”
Ole is very surprised and says, “Yah, dats right, how did you know dat?”
Sven says, “My wife is from Minnesota.
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8 Responses to Sven and Ole

  1. nikki says:

    HA!!!!!!! That’s funny! Good thing I’m not from Minnesota!!! LOL

  2. Joy says:

    Maybe not but your one of us now!!!

  3. Sue says:

    I think it’s from all of our hotdishes!!!

  4. nikki says:

    LMAO!!! Yea I guess after 11 years you could say that. Until I do something really stupid then Jason and Bailey like to say, “She’s from California!!”

  5. DM says:

    I’ve heard some other Ole and Sven jokes but not this one..made me laugh..think I will need to read it to Mrs DM 🙂

  6. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is hysterical!!!!!

  7. Jane says:

    Another one to print out for dad. This is awesome.

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