The snails new car

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. snailHe decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted “240-S”.

The dealer asks, “Why ‘S’?”

The snail replies, “‘S’ stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who’s driving.”

Well, the dealer doesn’t want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they’d say “Wow! Look at that S-car go!”

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8 Responses to The snails new car

  1. Michael says:

    Datsun? That snail should sell the time machine he used to go back to 1984 and buy a Datsun and use the money to buy a Ferrari or Porsche or two and paint those up 🙂

  2. SKL says:

    You just made me realize I don’t know how to spell S-car go. Embarrassing! Not that I would ever order it anyway . . . .

  3. nikki says:

    HA! S-car go!!! Good one!

  4. I had to read this out loud, TWICE, before I got it…….

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Joy says:

    LOL Vanessa!!!! I know it sounds gross and disgusting but I love escargot.

    SKL, I can’t believe you didn’t know how to spell something. I’ll admit it, without spell check, I wouldn’t have been able to either 😉

  6. Sue says:

    That made me chuckle!

  7. SKL says:

    Well, what the heck, I’ll publicly humiliate myself and give it a try.

    escargot?

  8. SanityFound says:

    ROFL hmm have tried escargot aka slimy snails normally served in garlic to hide the smell of the poop they crawled over… tasted like worms (dont ask am afreakan after all)

    Not on my to do again list but one ticked off the to do before I die (which is most of everything at least once lol)

    One word

    poor snail sooooo cutes scept between your toes hmph zoom zoom

    Joy this was just tff!

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