Once upon a time….from Darryl

magic-mirrorShrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.  Shrek said “I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?”

Angelina Jolie agreed.  “I’m told I’m the most gorgeous woman of them all, but sometimes I wonder.”

Brad Pitt said “I’m pretty sure I’m the sexiest man alive but I’ve never had it confirmed.”

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the framed talking “mirror, mirror on the wall” to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina was the most gorgeous and Brad was the sexiest.  They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile.  “Well, it’s true.  The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.”  Brad Pitt perked up and said, “And I know for sure that I’m the sexiest man alive.”  But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said…..

“Who the hell is Joy Erickson”?

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9 Responses to Once upon a time….from Darryl

  1. Michael says:

    Careful! You may be setting yourself up for an exile in the woods, working as a maid for a septuplet of highly motivated little people, a tainted apple, a long sleep, and a kiss from a handsome prince, in that order. Angelina Jolie does not like being second best, and she has some powerful friends. Look what happened to Jennifer Aniston.

  2. SKL says:

    Heh, heh. I never did see why Angelina is considered gorgeous. Personally I find her rather plain. Which of her features is pretty?

  3. nikki says:

    Angelina has nothing on you! This is a good one!

  4. Sue says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That is worth laughing at!

  5. Joy says:

    When Darryl sent this to me I about busted a gut. I didn’t see it coming. I find nothing attractive about Jolie. I’ve always been on Team Aniston.

  6. nikki says:

    Always and forever Team Aniston!!!! Did you see her on the cover of GQ!? WOW!

  7. Joy says:

    She looks amazing on that cover doesn’t she?

  8. Amber says:

    Three cheers for Joy!!! Woohooo!!!!

  9. SanityFound says:

    Rofl dang straight and time peoples realised it!

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