“Cold ’nuff fer ya?”

60 above zero:                                    cold1
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.

50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Duluth sunbathe.

40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Minnesota put on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero:
All people in Miami die.
Minnesotans close the windows.

10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans put the extensions on their ice augers and go fishing.

460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Minnesota start saying…”Cold ’nuff fer ya?”

500 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open… 2 hours late.

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10 Responses to “Cold ’nuff fer ya?”

  1. Laura (LS) says:

    DANG!!!! It was -34 in Iowa the other day…. we missed shutting Washington D.C. up by SIX DEGREES!!!!! MAN!!!! We’ll just have to try again.

  2. woowooteacup says:

    This really nails it for Minnesotans, Nikki. Once you’ve lived through 30 below, wearing shorts at 50 above seems pretty reasonable.

    Glad this included the temp of absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale. Hubby and I were wondering what that specific temp was while we were, get this, discussing the cold temps in Minnesota.

  3. nikki says:

    I got this from my friend Brianna. I thought you’d all get a kick out of it. I did!

  4. Very resourceful indeed. Just for laughs but very true. Have you notice what is common here? – looks like mr. Global warming is heading fast.

  5. SanityFound says:

    ROFL ok I am visiting in summer… done

  6. pammy says:

    That was good.It also applies to me in Maitoba,canada.

  7. nikki says:

    You’re right it does Pam!

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