Best Menopause Question Ever from Pam

Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?


Woman’s Answer:

One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because  no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!
They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And,once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they’ve been

in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if

 

they did, by some miracle of God, actually

 

find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they

 

dragged to stand on to change the STUPID

 

light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME

 

SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE

 

THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS

 

CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS

 

UP OR CARRIES OUT THE

 

GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE

 

HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM

 

THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT

 

ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE

 

ENTIRE HOUSE!!

 

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO

 

CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND

 

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON

 

WHO CHANGES THE TOILET

 

PAPER ROLL !!

I’m sorry.

What was the question?

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12 Responses to Best Menopause Question Ever from Pam

  1. Doraz says:

    ROFL
    Love this one!
    I know people who can relate!
    Watch out now!

  2. nikki says:

    Menopause must come at any age!

  3. SKL says:

    I was thinking the same thing as Nikki. I usually go on a secret little tirade after everyone else leaves the house. “They deliberately leave that light on EVERY TIME just to pi$$ me off. Do you think they could be bothered to move their __ out of the freakin walkway? No, it’s obvious their time is more valuable than mine . . . . “

  4. nikki says:

    Kinda makes you feel better huh SKL. Even when they are long gone and can’t hear you, I still say all that out loud too! I have to say though actually going through menopause is so much worse. A few years ago I had to do hormone therapy which forced my body into menopause for 6 months, lets just say it wasn’t fun!

  5. Joy says:

    I do have to say that menopause wasn’t “that” bad once I knew what I was going through. I remember the first really bad hot flash I had was in the middle of the night and I almost woke up Paul because I thought I was having a heart attack. God bless Paul, what he had to listen to. One minute I’d say one thing and the next minute I’d change my mind!! There were time he just couldn’t do anything right! I’m glad it didn’t last very long. I’ve heard some women go through it for years.

  6. mssc54 says:

    That is too funny!

    I wonder why it’s called MENopause?

    Do you suppose it really means that men should pause and consider if the question they are fixing to ask is really necessary? 🙂

  7. Joy says:

    That’s EXACTLY what it means Mssc!!!!

  8. Sue says:

    Joy, what do you mean it didn’t last long??!!!! HA HA, I”M JUST KIDDING!!!! This made me laugh b/c it is exactly how we think when we’re mad and irritated; menopause or not!!!

  9. javajunkee says:

    yep that would have been my answer only I would have used a lot more $#$^#$^ in it!

  10. nikki says:

    LOL!!! Me too javajunkee!!!!

  11. Anita says:

    I’m laughing all the way through this hot flash I’m having. I’ll be sure to share your humor with my menopausal clients at Cool-jams.com

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