This quacked me up!!



A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk, ‘I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
‘The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, ‘Seventeen inches.’
‘Seventeen inches?’ asked the clerk. ‘That sounds very small. What room are they for?’
The blonde says, ‘They aren’t for a room. They are for my new computer monitor.
‘The surprised clerk replies, ‘But Miss, computers do not need curtains!’
The blonde says, ‘Hellllooooooooo … I’ve got Windoooooows…….

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9 Responses to This quacked me up!!

  1. SanityFound says:

    OMG there is coffee spillage everywhere!!! Dang this is just tff!

  2. javajunkee says:

    LOL that was funny and so blonde!

  3. Joy says:

    This is hilarious Nik.

  4. Pammy says:

    ARe blondes really like that?Too funny 🙂 Its good to start a day with a good laugh.

  5. megan says:

    Pretty bad… but one of the better blonde jokes I’ve heard.

  6. Sue says:

    Thatm was kinda funny…!

  7. Sue says:

    That was kinda funny…!

  8. Doraz says:

    Sounded like a good answer to me!

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