He said, she said

cartoon-girlHe said to me . . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
I
said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She
said ……That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I
said to him .. ….Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ….. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I
said to him .. .    They don’t have time

He said to me. .  How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I
said to him .. . We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and  good- looking?
I
said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said
. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I
said to him . . . Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge. 

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3 Responses to He said, she said

  1. Gary says:

    haha! Those are GREAT!! 🙂

  2. Doraz says:

    I bet the guys just love these!

  3. SanityFound says:

    I don’t think I’ll ever get sick of these !!! ROFL aye great minds think alike

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