Eight Words with Two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. dictionary1
Female……
Any part under a car’s hood.

Male…..
The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female….
Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.

Male…..
Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female…
The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.

Male…
Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. 

Female….. A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female….
A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male……
Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male…..
Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female….
A device for changin g from one TV channel to another.
Male…
A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.  

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10 Responses to Eight Words with Two Meanings

  1. fibi says:

    Oh very very funny Joy.. Thanks – I needed a laugh today..

  2. darryl says:

    Kinda true very funny.

  3. Sue says:

    HA HA HA!!!!! Darryl, it’s not just kinda true, it is true!!!

  4. Doraz says:

    I try to hide the remote controls, as much as possible, in my house! Loved these! Thanks for the smile!

  5. Joy says:

    What’s funny to me about some of these words is when you say “hand me the” “thingy,” the person your with knows just what your talking about and hands you the right thing(y)!

  6. nikki says:

    Ain’t this the truth!!! Kinda goes in hand with the book you got me! I’m addicted to it and had to force myself to put it down! Men are very confusing and yet very interesting creatures!! Yet we are just as confusing to them! Can’t figure out why though!! hehe 😉

  7. SanityFound says:

    Lol we are in sync – was going to post this one next week lol aye great minds think alike what can ya dooz!

  8. Gary says:

    LMAO!! These are GREAT and so true! I find the “true” things in life to be the funniest things of all.

    Thanks for the laugh today!

  9. Pammy says:

    Sooooooooooo true.Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.Cant live with them and cant live without them.Ha ha ha 🙂

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