Beer analysis: from Darryl

beerLast month, scientists from the University of California, at Berkeley released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of significant female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn’t drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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8 Responses to Beer analysis: from Darryl

  1. Sue says:

    Ha Ha Ha!!!!

  2. Doraz says:

    Soy milk has the same affect, really. This was a fun one! Have a fantastic weekend!

  3. Joy says:

    So maybe, way back in the day, I could have been a man?????? And I just morphed into a woman???? Somebody HELP me!!! Or just hand me a High Life.

  4. nikki says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!! I’ve been told I do #4 without drinking!!!!!

  5. Joy says:

    LOL Nikki!! You just made me choke on my coffee!! Second time I’ve done that this morning!! It may be time for me to leave the computer and just walk away!!!!

  6. nikki says:

    It’s the truth, I cannot tell a lie!!! You know it’s the truth! I ramble! A story that should take 30 second will take me 30 minutes, mostly because I get side tracked onto talking about something that is completely irrelevant to the story I started in the first place. Half the problem I have when I’m supposed to be playing poker, you can usually find me making up some random rap song with Matter!!! We’re set to record soon!! 🙂

  7. Gary says:

    That’s too funny!!! LOL

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