You look a lot like my wife

andy-cappA serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” 

“Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!” she screamed. 

“Funny,” he muttered, “you even sound exactly like her.”

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7 Responses to You look a lot like my wife

  1. SanityFound says:

    ROFL oh man got coffee dribbling down my chin this is just tff for words!

  2. nikki says:

    HA!!! Now that’s funny!

  3. Sue says:

    Some people are prettier when you’re drunk!

  4. Joy says:

    LOL Sue, isn’t that the truth!!

  5. Gary says:

    Ha! Love it! Poor guy!! ROFL!!

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