Never try to out do a Woman!!!   



One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!  

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Hell is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

‘April’, he hollered into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?’


She replied, ‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s Miracle Grow’


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  1. sauer kraut says:

    He should be thankful it weren’t itching powder.

    But then, he prolly scratches enough for her already!


  2. fibi says:

    Love it.. Wish I could think of responses that quickly!

  3. K. Trainor says:

    HaHaHaHaHa!!! I love it!

  4. Gary says:

    ROFL!! He had that one coming! I shudder to think at what my wife would do to my undies after saying something like that to her. SHUDDER! LOL

  5. nikki says:

    I’ve thought about that Icy Hot stuff!!!!! How bad would that be!!!??? LMAO!

  6. nikki says:

    But you love me anyway! 😉

  7. G-Ma says:

    That is too funny!!

  8. Sue says:

    HEY!!!!! Just because someone’s blonde doesn’t make them dumb!!!!!!! Ok, I’m just teasing;) This had me snorting it was so funny!

    • nikki says:

      Sorry Sue…it’s an inside joke!
      You’re one of the smartest people I know so you kinda throw the whole “blonde jokes” thing out the window!!! 😉

  9. mssc54 says:

    Whatever happened to “Size doesn’t matter, it’s the motion of the ocean” thing?

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