Never try to out do a Woman!!!
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt! ‘
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the Hell is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
‘April’, he hollered into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?’
She replied, ‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s Miracle Grow’
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He should be thankful it weren’t itching powder.
But then, he prolly scratches enough for her already!
hahahaaaaa
Love it.. Wish I could think of responses that quickly!
HaHaHaHaHa!!! I love it!
ROFL!! He had that one coming! I shudder to think at what my wife would do to my undies after saying something like that to her. SHUDDER! LOL
SHUDDER!!! LMAO!!!
I’ve thought about that Icy Hot stuff!!!!! How bad would that be!!!??? LMAO!
You are a cruel cruel woman Nik!!!! LMAO!!
Oh wow, that IS cruel! Your just a big SNOT Nikki! ROFL!!
I told ya! 😉 roflmao
Actually, one of the women at work had an experience with the icy hot stuff. Let’s just say the evening didn’t go ANYWHERE FAST!
We did the Icy Hot stuff in gym class years ago. I think it’s grounds for divorce if a spouse does it.
So not funny… if it happens to you I mean.
But you love me anyway! 😉
I’m having a tough time remembering that darn reply button!!! Gary thinks I’m a blond so I’ll go with that!
Works for me! 😉
That is too funny!!
HEY!!!!! Just because someone’s blonde doesn’t make them dumb!!!!!!! Ok, I’m just teasing;) This had me snorting it was so funny!
Sorry Sue…it’s an inside joke!
You’re one of the smartest people I know so you kinda throw the whole “blonde jokes” thing out the window!!! 😉
Whatever happened to “Size doesn’t matter, it’s the motion of the ocean” thing?