How to wash a toilet

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you  
 
1. Put both lids of the toilet up.  
     
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.  

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.    

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.    
 
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.      
Never mind the noises t hat come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.    

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.        
     
 This provides a ‘power-wash’ and rinse’.  

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.        
 
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.    

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.  
 
 

8.. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.    


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. 
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   Sincerely,     

The Dog  

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9 Responses to How to wash a toilet

  1. shane says:

    What if your cat’s to fat to fit in the toilet. I suppose I could try it with Buddy. LOL

  2. darryl says:

    Now thats funny, I was going to say I didn’t think you could be so mean Joy but realized it was the dog writting it LOL.

  3. San says:

    ROFL this truly made my day!!!

  4. Doraz says:

    Thanks for my morning laugh!!!! LOL

  5. starlaschat says:

    My Dog would laugh so hard if you threw one of cats Alex in. There is a little quiet tension between the two. Oh she would go nuts just like that little brown dog on her back rolling with laughter. cute joke Thanks!

  6. Sue says:

    That was great! I think Maddy just might enjoy that though…she sure likes the shower!

  7. Gary says:

    That’s HILLARIOUS!! The dog CRACKED ME UP!! 😀

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