Very Short Story

 

gynoMan driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells out window, B * TCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of
road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen
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7 Responses to Very Short Story

  1. mssc54 says:

    Musta been a city feller driving one of them fancy sports car types. Ifn he woulda been drivn a 4X4 pick-up truck he woulda killed the hog, brung him home fer dinner and been fat, sassy and happy!

    Stupid city slickers.

    BTW this story doesn’t necessarily mean that the woman wasn’t a B* ITCH. I mean she is a woman and chances are pretty high that at one time or another…. Just sayn. 🙂

  2. nikki says:

    IF ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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