This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is okay. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it, by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said…
‘FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS’
Us Girls..Our Views 
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Good one!
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ROFLMAO…that was funny!
Yep, GOTTA love those blondes!!! ROFLMAO!!!
LMAO!!!
The blonde lost her job and was going around the neighborhood looking for a way to earn some money.
She knocks on a mans door and explains that she is in need of $$$ and asks if there is anything she can do around his place to earn some $$$.
He explains that he needs to get his porch painted. So he takes her out to the garage and showed her where the paint supplies were and further explains that he wants her to paint the entire porch not just the front.
About an hour later she knocks on his door and tells him that she is finished. He can’t believe that she has painted the entire porch in only a single hour so he steps out onto the porch. He says, “Why you haven’t even touched it! What have you been doing?!” Feeling a bit miffed that he has not appreciated her work she points to the garage and says, “YES I HAVE JUST LOOK!”
The home owner screams in horror, ” I SAID THE PORCH NOT THE PORCHE!!!” 🙂
LOL mssc.