Dumb Questions

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say “Do Not Pass”?

What are imitation rhinestones?

questionsWhat do batteries run on?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do penguins wear for play clothes?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?

What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?

What happens if you get scared half to death, …twice?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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11 Responses to Dumb Questions

  1. Sue says:

    LOL! Love those!

  2. San says:

    Classics! You quite literally made my day, really needed this chuckle!

  3. Doraz says:

    Great play on words!! 🙂

  4. Just a Mom says:

    “Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?”

    Why yes I can be! 🙂

    These are too funny!

  5. Gary says:

    I love these little sayings like this. They are always HILLARIOUS!!!

    What happens if you get scared half to death, …twice?

    HA! That’s great!!! ROFLMAO!!

  6. kweenmama says:

    It is things like this that my teenagers love. I can’t wait to share this post with them!

  7. Karen Joy says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!I laughed so hard!I love the scared half to death joke!

  8. nikki says:

    These are funny!!!

  9. pammy wammy says:

    Very funny Joy.You made me laugh inside.I needed that.THANK-YOU.

  10. SKL says:

    These are fun! How about . . .

    A plug for polygamy?

    2+ mouses: mice
    2+ louses: lice
    2+ spouses? Ain’t variety the “spice” of life?

  11. matt says:

    This blog’s great!! Thanks :).

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