I ran over my brother in an elevator because I’m sexy and do what I want

laughing-monkeyPick the month you were born: 
January——-I kicked 
February——I loved 
March——–I karate chopped 
April———-I licked 
May———-I jumped on 
June———-I smelled 
July———–I did the Macarena With 
August——–I had lunch with 
September—-I danced with 
October——-I sang to 
November—–I yelled at 
December—–I ran over 
 
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 
1——-a birdbath 
2——-a monster 
3——-a phone 
4——-a fork 
5——-a snowman 
6——-a gangster 
7——-my mobile phone 
8——-my dog 
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend 
10——-my neighbour 
11——-my science teacher 
12——-a banana 
13——-a fireman 
14——-a stuffed animal 
15——-a goat 
16——-a pickle 
17——-your mom 
18——-a spoon 
19—— – a smurf 
20——-a baseball bat 
21——-a ninja 
22——-Chuck Norris 
23——-a noodle 
24——-a squirrel 
25——-a football player 
26——-my sister 
27——-my brother 
28——-an iPod 
29——-a surfer 
30——-a homeless guy 
31——-a llama 
 
What is the last number of the year you were born: 
1——— In my car 
2 ——— On your car 
3 ———– In a hole 
4 ———– Under your bed 
5 ———– Riding a Motorcycle 
6 ——— sliding down a hill b 
7 ——— in an elevator 
8———- at the dinner table 
9 ——– In line at the bank 
0 – ——- in your bathroom 
 
 
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing: 
White———because I’m cool like that 
Black———because that’s how I roll. 
Pink———–because I’m NOT crazy. 
Red———–because the voices told me to. 
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want 
Green———because I think I need some serious help. 
Purple———because I’m AWESOME! 
Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader. 
Yellow—- —-because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars 
Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway. 
Brown———because I can. 
Other———-because I’m a Ninja! 
None———-because I can’t control myself!

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12 Responses to I ran over my brother in an elevator because I’m sexy and do what I want

  1. Doraz says:

    I danced with a snowman in my car because that is how I roll!
    COOL!
    THANKS!

  2. megan says:

    I jumped on a pickle in my car because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.

    Geez, that sounds dirty…

  3. pammy wammy says:

    I karate chopped a noodle in your bathroom because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

    Funny 🙂

  4. mssc54 says:

    I sang to a snowman under your bed because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.

    *I love to sing but …

    I can’t remember the last time I saw a snowman much less made one.

    If there’s a snowman under our bed he has to share it with our Jacker-Spaniel.

    I love a big bird on the smoker!

    I have only One leader. 😉

  5. nikki says:

    I had lunch with a stuffed animal in your bathroom because I’m sexy and I do what I want! OMG too funny!!!!! I LOVE these things..I’m always wearing blue when I do them!

  6. Laura (LS) says:

    “I ran over an iPod in line at the bank because I’m a NINJA!!!”

    I was very disappointed in where this was going until I got to the ninja part… now THAT makes it cool!! It’s good to be a ninja.

  7. Gary says:

    I smelled a smurf in your bathroom because I’m sexy and I do what I want. LOL

    BTW, I love the colors of your bathroom Joy! It’s very pleasant when you are smelling a smurf or doing your business. 😀

  8. Just a Mom says:

    I kicked a fork in my car because i’m NOT crazy!

  9. Archie says:

    I had lunch with my neighbor under your bed because that’s how I roll. 😛

  10. Sue says:

    I danced with my sciene teacher in line at the bank because I’m cool like that.

  11. Tony says:

    I danced with a squirrel in your bathroom because I’m sexy and I do what I want

  12. I had lunch with a llama on your car because that is how I roll!

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