The classifieds from SKL

 

These classifieds actually ran in newspapers – a smile for your day… 1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! 2. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog. 3. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. 4. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. 5. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. 6. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. 7. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown – 89 cents/lb. 8. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. 9. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. And the best one?: 10. FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.