The classifieds from SKL

 

stressThese classifieds actually ran in newspapers – a smile for your day…

1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!


2.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.


3.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


4.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.

Better be a big reward.


5.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


6.
NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


7.
GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown – 89 cents/lb.


8.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


9.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?:

10.
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.

$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,

Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
 

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6 Responses to The classifieds from SKL

  1. Tony says:

    Ha Ha I really like the cows for sale followed by the gay bull ad

  2. pammy wammy says:

    Ok that was funny.Its 5:20am in the morning and I am laughing.I liked the gay bull and the wedding dress one.Too funny or i am too tired.Well off to work.Thats a great way to start a day,with a good laugh. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

  3. Doraz says:

    LOL
    Funny for the morning rush!
    Thanks!

  4. Gary says:

    Oh MAN, those are FUNNY!! I gotta go with the last one as my favorite!!!

    ROFLMFAO!!!

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