Obedient Wife

laughing-womenKeeping a wife under control………………

 

The first man married a woman from WISCONSIN.  He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MINNESOTA.  He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. 

The third man married a girl from MANITOBA.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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17 Responses to Obedient Wife

  1. pammy wammy says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That was good.I am from Manitoba.I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. SKL says:

    Ha! I’d email this to my dad, but he’s hurting really bad right now. (Surgery, not domestic violence.)

  3. Karen Joy says:

    HAHAHAHA!!!I laughed so hard!Us manitoba girls cant be bossed around!

  4. That’s friggin’ funny!

  5. nikki says:

    Whatcha sayin huh?? HUH?? You got beef with the Minnesota women?? 😉

  6. starlaschat says:

    That’s funny. I was just saying this am these chores feel like ground hog day. oh well.

  7. Sue says:

    I thought this was cute too!

  8. Gary says:

    Now that’s odd. My wife always told me she was born in Rhode Island, not Manitoba. That’s weird. LOL

  9. Dude says:

    The original joke’s punchline is the other way around, where the woman is the one with two black eyes.
    Why are so many women on the Internet? You all should get back to cooking and cleaning like good girls.

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