Meet Marvin, men’s answer to Maxine

 

mens maxine

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
   
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
   
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Why is a Laundromat
   
a really bad place to pick up a woman?
   
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
   
It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
   
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How do you know when
   
a woman is about to say something smart?
   
When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me….’
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?   
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
 
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
   
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
   
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
 
 
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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men

until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
   (This is the funniest of all of them!)
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
   
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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5 Responses to Meet Marvin, men’s answer to Maxine

  1. javajunkee says:

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok…I am diggin’ this guy!

  2. nikki says:

    LMAO….FUNNY! I once heard a joke…what’s the leading cause of divorce? MARRIAGE!!! LOL..hahaha

  3. starlaschat says:

    Oh Groan!!! LOL Pam!!!

  4. Gary says:

    ROFLMFAO!! Those are AWESOME!!! LOVE IT!!

    Where did you get that photo of me anyway? I don’t remember posting it to facebook. Hmmm, musta forgot about it?

  5. Rose Marie Milcetic says:

    These are absolutely delightful. Thanks for the laughs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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