Rubber Gloves

 

 
rubber-gloves-0041A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.  

 

 

‘Do you know how they make these gloves?’ he asked.  

 

 

‘No, I don’t,’ she replied..  

 

 

‘Well,’ he spoofed, ‘there’s a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.’  

 

 

She didn’t crack a smile.  

 

 

‘Oh, well. I tried,’ he thought.  

 

 

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.  

 

 

‘What’s so funny?’ he asked  

 

 

‘I was just envisioning how condoms are made!’
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8 Responses to Rubber Gloves

  1. mssc54 says:

    When I got out of the Navy in 1979 I actually went to work for Noreton Rubber Company.

    I started off as a stripper but eventually worked my way up to a roller.

    We made those black industrial type rubber gloves. The strippers were the ones who removed the gloves off the porcelin formes after the rollers had rolled a nice bead around the bottom.

    I never made condoms.

  2. I started my career as a stripper as well, mssc54.

    In any case that was a funny story.

  3. Funny story! Poor dentist, at least he tried.

  4. Tosha says:

    ROFLMAO!

  5. starlaschat says:

    That’s funny. mssc54 a stripper huh. sorry it’s early. I need more coffee.

  6. Karen Joy says:

    AH,too funny!LOL!I liked this one.

  7. nikki says:

    Hahaha…that’s something that would come out of Jason’s grandma’s mouth!!!! Too funny!!!

  8. kweenmama says:

    Lol! Thanks for the laugh!

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