Haute Shoes










I’d like to see her standing up and walking in those. 
I know it would be entertaining.











Every Scottish girl needs a pair of these.




















Great bridal shoe! Hope the groom is eight foot tall
-Now I know I’ve got to get a pair of these. I’d feel like Mrs. Maxwell Smart.











There aren’t enough words for this. Who the h@** wants to stand on a nail? 










Did they borrow this idea from Transformers or Hannibal Lecter? 










Now, I must confess. These might surprise us. They look springy.
You could pogo your way to where you’re going.
Learning how to stop might take some experience once you get hopping.










I hope this is a joke. I’ve never fancied myself looking like one of those half-horse kind of people










If the designer was going for the “big foot” look, they missed.
Looks more like Hobbits’ feet. Do they come with flea spray?










I hope the lights work on these. You could see where you’re walking in the dark.
That would be cool.  










One of the astronauts called. He wants the rest of his suit back. 



















LOL LOL LOL or HA HA HA I hope those skinny nobby knee’d legs are strong.











Again………….no comment !!!










WHAT THE %&$^#*(@#()#() She didn’t paint her toenails!








Well……at least if you have stinky feet, you can blame it on the fish.









Nasty is all that comes to mind here. Probably doesn’t own a cat.
Or maybe they use these for training the cat…….mmmmm 

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11 Responses to Haute Shoes

  1. Sue says:

    OMG!!!! These were too funny! I can’t believe some of those shoes; if you’d even call them that!

  2. These are kinda SCARY!!! I cannot imagine anyone wearing any of these!!!

  3. Doraz says:

    I LOVE shoes, but I think I will have to pass on these!

  4. nikki says:

    WOW I tried to pick like the “worst” but I couldn’t! Obama maybe!!! The 2nd ones, the boots, they aren’t half bad.

  5. J.W.Nicklaus says:

    Speaking of cat . . . I’m hungry!

  6. Tony says:

    I love the Horse Hoof boots, and the Grassy Thongs and the Fish Thongs and the Ratty Slippers they are awesome

  7. javajunkee says:

    wow! that is all that comes to mind…well that and dumbasses!

  8. mellisska veres says:

    shocking blue- and cool too

  9. mellie1140 says:

    i like these…

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