Haute Shoes

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I’d like to see her standing up and walking in those. 
I know it would be entertaining.

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Every Scottish girl needs a pair of these.

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Whatever.

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Great bridal shoe! Hope the groom is eight foot tall
-Now I know I’ve got to get a pair of these. I’d feel like Mrs. Maxwell Smart.

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There aren’t enough words for this. Who the h@** wants to stand on a nail? 

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Did they borrow this idea from Transformers or Hannibal Lecter? 

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Now, I must confess. These might surprise us. They look springy.
You could pogo your way to where you’re going.
Learning how to stop might take some experience once you get hopping.

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I hope this is a joke. I’ve never fancied myself looking like one of those half-horse kind of people

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If the designer was going for the “big foot” look, they missed.
Looks more like Hobbits’ feet. Do they come with flea spray?

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I hope the lights work on these. You could see where you’re walking in the dark.
That would be cool.  

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One of the astronauts called. He wants the rest of his suit back. 

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NO COMMENT.

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LOL LOL LOL or HA HA HA I hope those skinny nobby knee’d legs are strong.

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Again………….no comment !!!

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WHAT THE %&$^#*(@#()#() She didn’t paint her toenails!

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Well……at least if you have stinky feet, you can blame it on the fish.

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Nasty is all that comes to mind here. Probably doesn’t own a cat.
Or maybe they use these for training the cat…….mmmmm 

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11 Responses to Haute Shoes

  1. Sue says:

    OMG!!!! These were too funny! I can’t believe some of those shoes; if you’d even call them that!

  2. These are kinda SCARY!!! I cannot imagine anyone wearing any of these!!!

  3. Doraz says:

    I LOVE shoes, but I think I will have to pass on these!
    🙂

  4. nikki says:

    WOW I tried to pick like the “worst” but I couldn’t! Obama maybe!!! The 2nd ones, the boots, they aren’t half bad.

  5. J.W.Nicklaus says:

    Speaking of cat . . . I’m hungry!

  6. Tony says:

    I love the Horse Hoof boots, and the Grassy Thongs and the Fish Thongs and the Ratty Slippers they are awesome

  7. javajunkee says:

    wow! that is all that comes to mind…well that and dumbasses!

  8. mellisska veres says:

    shocking blue- and cool too

  9. mellie1140 says:

    i like these…

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