I loves you

lion

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10 Responses to I loves you

  1. Sue says:

    …until I decide the crappy food you serve me isn’t good enough and I get so hungry that you seem to be a viable option even though you’ve trained me since I was a cub and you love to rub behind my ears because you think I like it….hmmm..that’ll teach ya!

  2. mssc54 says:

    Lion thinking: “Good heart beat… strong pulse… aged well. TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!”

  3. mssc54 says:

    PS: How safety concious of this man to wear laytex gloves! haha

  4. Laura says:

    “if I continually bump you with my head, your zookeeper managers will tell you it’s a sign of affection. but really? I’m tenderizing the meat on your chest… You’ll be ready for harvesting this time next week.”

  5. LVISS says:

    GIVE ME A SHOULDER TO LEAN ON . I FEEL TIRED AND RETIRED.

  6. nikki says:

    Big cats are truly amazing!! But never ever trust 100%! Just like my cat…all nice and cuddly until you’re least expecting it then BAM bites you right on your nose…or in this case bites your head off!

  7. avomnia says:

    Put that lion in a Vikings jersey! ;^)

    Joy must be over the moon about that!

  8. Noturus says:

    lol – reminds me of an old joke:

    A missionary is walking along a jungle path when he comes face to face with a snarling, hungry lion. The missionary kneels, closes his eyes, and begins to pray. “Lord, please grant me a miracle and convert this savage beast to Christianity.” As he opens his eyes he sees the lion kneel and say “Thank you, Lord, for this meal I am about to receive.”

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