THREE YEAR OLD BOY IN THE BATH ROOM

HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE
TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP.

THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO THE
TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND
AND HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH
HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS:  “BILLY, ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT? YOU’VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE.”

BILLY SAYS: “I’M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST
HAVEN’T GONE ‘DOODY’  YET.”

MOTHER SAYS: “OK, YOU CAN STAY THERE A FEW MORE
MINUTES. BUT  BILLY, WHY ARE
YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?”

BILLY SAYS: “WORKS FOR KETCHUP.”