Emergency Room from Darryl

Yesterday I needed to go to the emergency room.  Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.  When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.  I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.  Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the patch.  Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.

border patrol

It also works at DMV and the Laundromat  – but don’t try it at Wendy’s, the whole crew will exit and you’ll never get your order

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7 Responses to Emergency Room from Darryl

  1. sean says:

    that gives me nightmares that badge

  2. Vicki says:

    I thought this was funny but im starting to understand why we have so many illegals in our country..
    Our immigration laws and gov is totally messed up.
    im getting so frustrated with the immigration process and could vent so much right nowabout this but wont =)

    • Joy says:

      I found the same thing Vicki when I was trying to get my paperwork done in Canada. The sad thing is, it’s the honest people, the ones who go about everything the right way who are punished and put through the wringer. People work “under the table” and then there’s people like me and Sean who are following all the rules. Something really does need to be done. I was scared of the Border Patrol too Sean but you are following the law.

  3. Gary says:

    hehehehehehehe….sad but true. I downloaded the patch to use when I go to the DMV next month. Thanks Darryl! 🙂

  4. mssc54 says:

    If this wasn’t so true it would be hillarious.

    And why is it that illegals either have an Ohio or North Carolina license?

  5. nikki says:

    LOL wow so true!!!! You notice I know have the letter “u”…only because I am pasting it there! Pretty annoying tho!

  6. Joy, this officially makes you The Man!

    That is AWESOME!

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