Labor Pain

having a babyA married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a heathy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

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7 Responses to Labor Pain

  1. Sue says:

    Oh no!!!! That is hilarious!!!!!

  2. Tosha says:

    LOL! I’ve heard that before only it was the milk man..LOL

  3. mssc54 says:

    Hmmmm, that does explain a couple of things.

    I was a City Letter Carrier for four years in the 80s.

  4. LOL! LOL! LOL!

    Nice one…

  5. Gary says:


  6. nikki says:

    This made me laugh out loud when I read it…had to share it!!

  7. I never saw that coming! That was hiliarious!

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