I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, global warming, my savings, Social Security, my credit card debt….. I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan
I told them I was suicidal
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck…..

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I had to stop and think about this for a minute..but then I got it!
omfg! this is the funniest shit ever! I actually got it right away- what is wrong w/ me? !!!! LOL!
Hahahaha….omg that is funny!
that’s great