My Dog

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep.

If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep..

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

Holy Crap!!!!!, my dog is a democrat!

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11 Responses to My Dog

  1. Joy says:

    Oh man Laura, you made me wet my pants. This is hilarious. Great photo of Cruise too. LMAO!!!

  2. trishatruly says:

    BRILLIANT!!!

    That was the best chuckle of my morning, Laura!! You rock!

  3. Laura says:

    Thank you! *bows*

  4. Just a Mom says:

    Sounds like my kids!

    This was just too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

  5. Gary says:

    I agree with JAM. You just described my boys. LOL

  6. Tessa says:

    Dogs do live the good life! So does my son. I’d say I am democrat mostly, but I don’t have all that 🙂 lol

  7. Nikki says:

    This is hilarious! 🙂 🙂 🙂

  8. Sue says:

    I LOVE this!!!!!!!!!! Right on the money!

  9. joz1234 says:

    haha! that’s good!

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