Question of the Day

Ok, not so much of a question, as a request:  Share with us your favorite dumb/goofy joke.  Multiple responses are encouraged.

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15 Responses to Question of the Day

  1. Lucy says:

    i guess not much of a joke…but a funny pick-up line I heard on some cody show on TV (sorry dont remember which one). The picture reminded me of it…. So here it goes:

    “How much does a polar bear weight??? …. Enough to break the ice…..”

    (and now you may all roll your eyes at how terrible that was)…. but in all honesty…how would you react if someone actually used that pick up line on you?? And yes, I do realized that most of you are married…but just hypothetically…

  2. SKL says:

    My favorite joke isn’t one single joke. Usually if I’m in a goofy mood, I will take whatever serious thing someone just said and change one word to a rhyming word that makes what they said completely different and silly. Can’t think of a good example right now. I have to be in the right mood, ya know?

    My kids laughed hilariously, for like a whole day, when I introduced them to the “McDonald’s song” which ends with “the last time that I was there, they fried my underwear.” They have now memorized the entire song. Is it scary that I’m proud of that?

  3. Nikki says:

    What are the two sexiest farm animals?

  4. Sue says:

    “Hey, did you hear about the sidewalk? No? It’s all over town!”

  5. Laura says:

    Two guys walk into a bar…

    The third one ducked.

  6. Laura says:

    So. One day, a duck walks into a grocery store, approaches the manager, and asks, “Do you have any duck food?”

    Manager replies, “No, I’m sorry, we don’t carry duck food.”

    So the duck leaves.

    Next day, the duck returns, seeks out the manager and asks, “Do you have any duck food?”

    Manager replies, “No, we still don’t carry duck food.”

    Duck leaves. Returns the next day.

    “Do you carry duck food?” he asks the manager.

    Manager is visibly agitated… “NO!!! We do NOT CARRY DUCK FOOD!!! If you ask me again, I will nail your feet to the floor!!!”

    Duck makes a hasty exit.

    Returns the next day, seeks out the manager. The manager braces himself as the duck poses his question:

    “Do you carry nails?”

    Manager is surprised, and responds: “No, we don’t carry nails.”

    Duck smiles… “Good. Do you have any duck food?”

  7. starlaschat says:

    How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? One but it takes 17 visits.

    Don’t tell this to your chiropractor they don’t seem to appreciate it found out that the hard way, “+)

  8. Joy says:

    For use while ice fishing.

    Did you know fish like pea’s?
    Drop one in the hole and when the fish comes up to take a pee you hit them over the head.

  9. Just a Mom says:

    What do you call a dead baby in a pool? Bob
    What do you call a dead baby on your doorstep? Matt
    What do you get when you cross a Fed Ex driver and a UPS driver? FEDUP!

  10. LVISS says:

    THREE MEN IN A BAR ORDER DRINK . THE FIRST ONE ” JOHNY WALKER SINGLE” THE SECOND ONE ” PETER SCOTCH SINGLE ” THE THIRD ONE ” JONES MARRIED”

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