Raise your hand if you own a pair of Crocs? Since the day I laid eyes on them, I hated them. I swore them off, like the black plague. I never went into a Croc store. I walk past and think to myself, “Why on Earth would anyone want to wear those things?!”
Okay, I’m hanging my head low now and admitting, I went into the store last Friday! Not on my own, mind you! My mother wanted to go in and see what they had. See what they had?! They have Crocs, crazy women! I got drug in walked in, and was suddenly thinking to myself, “Do I admit I kinda like that pair?” Ohhh that pair too!!! And that pair!! My niece had to have this pair! Before I knew it, my arms were full of “the black plaque” and I was loving this plague! Give me more, I want MORE! I had to put them all back and decide on one pair for now!
To my surprise they have more designs than just that one pair I hated so much, you know the pair! The original Crocs, the wide toes and holes in the top! They had Crocs that didn’t look like Crocs! Weird, I know, but it’s true! They had boots, they had ballet slippers, they had HEELS!!! Yes, you read that right, heels!! No I didn’t buy a pair, those are now my new black plague! Crocs should not have been made into heels! Sorry if you are reading this and own a pair.
So here are my new Crocs, and my nieces!! If you don’t think they are cute, let me reassure you they look darling with jeans! And I LOVE them! Slip your feet into a pair like these cute ones I bought, and it’s like slipping into a little piece of heaven. Plus, other than just being plain cute, they wipe off effortlessly! BRILLIANT! I’m taking my son there soon to pick a pair out too! Boy, I’ve really been missing out! If you have been avoiding them like I have been for so many years, I dare you to just walk through the door of a Croc store and try not to buy a pair! It’s not possible! Not even me for someone like me that has sworn them off!