Important Women’s Health Issue

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

* Do you suffer from shyness?

* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just
about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover
many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with
Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
– Dizziness
– Nausea
– Vomiting
– Incarceration
– Erotic lustfulness
– Loss of motor control
– Loss of clothing
– Loss of money
– Loss of virginity
– Table dancing
– Headache
– Dehydration
– Dry mouth
– And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

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4 Responses to Important Women’s Health Issue

  1. mssc54 says:

    You neglected to list

    “POSSIBLE PREGNANCY”

    as one of the side affects. 🙂

  2. Joy says:

    LOL!! This is very cute. I don’t drink To-keel-ya very often anymore.

  3. Nikki says:

    This is great Sue!!!
    I got to see that man up close, close enough to touch his boot and he is a handsome man, to put it lady-like. 🙂

  4. lucy says:

    HAHA… I LOVE Margaritas.

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