A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, ‘Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, ‘You see, it’s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it’s sooo-ooo–oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she…
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This is great. I can see the face of the lady in the store and his wife, when he comes home!!
Priceless!! “Guess who’s sleeping on the couch tonight”
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HAHA,thats a good one.At first glance I thought this was about that nicotine replacement thingy,not sure what its called.Ive seen the commercial for it,it looks like a tampon to me but you to “smoke” it like a cigarette to help you quit smoking.I think it looks so stupid..anyways!!!!!!
Funny Joke. Good one Sue.
isn’t that grounds for divorce????
I’ve rolled my own cigarettes and it’s a real pain so I know both would be bad!! LOL!!