What am I missing here?

Okay you guys. I just don’t get this. Not at all. Can you explain why anyone would want a bigger butt? Booty Pop. Booty Pop! Now, I would “assume” it’s not for a “bigger” butt but a more shapely one. Do I have that right? HELP!! I’ve never met a person in my life who wanted a bigger derrière. Not one time have I ever, EVER,!! been sitting talking with girlfriends and has one friend of mine EVER said she wished her butt was bigger.

And this one. Bumpits. Really?? Who buys this stuff? This hairstyle makes me just want to LAUGH OUT LOUD. People think I had the mullet too long but hey, its way better than a bumpit.

Now…do you know anyone who wants a Booty Pop or has bought a bumpit? What other gimmicks can you think of that made you think WHAT THE HELL ARE PEOPLE THINKING?

(PS….I apologize to anyone reading this who has ever bought either of these products. I’m sure they work really well for you. Please send photo’s.)

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20 Responses to What am I missing here?

  1. SKL says:

    Yeah, I don’t have a deficiency in the butt area. I mean, yeah, my hips are smaller than average, and I’ve been known to fit better in guys’ pants than women’s. But the thought of trying to get people to look favorably at my butt fat . . . nah, it’s just not for me.

    I do have a daughter who has a pretty small butt. So check back with us in about 15 years. I am still waiting to find her a pair of long pants that stay up. However, I think her little butt is just as cute as anyone’s.

    I just find it overall sad that people go to these lengths to draw attention to their body parts. I am probably totally missing the point, because to me it just looks like they are begging to be treated as sex objects. That is something I will never understand.

  2. Karen Joy says:

    OMG!I know someone who wears that butt thing!!!!Actually I think she must wear TWO at once because her butt is huge(and I know its not normally)and its VERY VERY obvious that she’s wearing it!Way too funny.I cant help but stare at her behind when I see her,LOL!She’s a bit of a strange bird though anyhow.
    Ok,now I will say that to anyone out there that feels a little insecure in that area I think this is a great idea.I personally dont need help in that area or any other but if ya do..go for it!

    • Joy says:

      How could you NOT stare if someone was wearing two of them. Good heaven’s. Wouldn’t you think that awfully uncomfortable and not to mention hot? And I don’t mean “hot” in a good way.

      • Jenny says:

        I think it would be a good seat cushion!

      • Karen Joy says:

        Seriously not hot in a good way!She was a customer at the salon and the girls and I would have a good chuckle after she would leave.We knew her for years(and her butt)and then one day she came in and it was BIG!She was always doing things to herself trying to look like a barbie doll.It wasnt really working.I have loads of storys about that women but I wont get into it.You gave me a good laugh reminding me of her with this post!!:)

  3. mssc54 says:

    I don’t know why women do these sort of things. Seriously, what are we guys supposed to do when we see a woman who is obviously wearing something to draw attention to a particular body part? “Hey, I noticed you are trying to draw attention to your back side. I just wanted to let you know it’s working.”

    You know how some people are though. They want you to think they actually have assetts. 🙂

    • Joy says:

      What do you suppose a woman would say if you said that? “Hey, it’s working!!” LOL mssc. That makes me laugh. I can see you doing it too. I actually thought of you the other day. I was at the Swappers Meet and I heard someone on a cell discussing dinner plans and I wanted to tell her what I’d like for supper. You said you’ve done that before so I thought of you. I chuckled inside too.

      • mssc54 says:

        Oh man I would have invited myself to dinner for sure.

        I don’t know what she would say but did you see what I posted during my vacation? It was about the woman at WalMart who had the T-shirt on with “KISS ME I’M A LIFE SAVER” written on the back of it?! Wow there were several people who were laughing in the checkout line over that! lol

  4. shanef says:

    I’m with you Joy I just don’t get it. But you know how all the guys now a days want that big old ba-donk-a-donk !! LOL
    As far as the bumpits since when did 50’s hairstyle’s come back!!

  5. Jenny says:

    LOL Joy! This one is funny! Well I would like to not thank my mom for not giving me a butt!! Therefor, I have seen the booty pop and thought that would be cool! I should try that since I don’t have a butt. 😀 I thought it would just be fun to wear when going out or whatever. Just for fun!! As far as the bumpit goes, I would never buy that! It just looks stupid.

  6. Sunny says:

    This is TOO funny!!! I think I’d rather find something that makes my booty smaller. No pop for me! LOL!!

  7. starlaschat says:

    I just ran into a person as I was being interviewed for work. The conversation turned to what do you really really want from life. This was not my answer but hers. I was stunned I looked at her and said making my hands like a V looking at her face. I said this is what most people see they may see your but as your leaving for a split second. I said save your money this is what’s important and pointed to her over all look. She liked my answer and brought her daughter over to tell her the same thing. How silly they were both so pretty, they were thinking surgery. I just don’t get it makes me think of the song the big butts the I love big butts song. Oh well.

  8. Laura says:

    If anyone has a need for more “junk in their trunk,” I have plenty of natural filling that I am willing to donate to the cause. You can contact me right here at the blog.

  9. Just a Mom says:

    This is great! Years ago when I first started riding my bike my butt got bigger and I freaked out! I would never pay money to have my butt look bigger!

  10. Sue says:

    Well, Jenny and I are in the same boat. I don’t have a butt either! And when I say that I mean I don’t have a butt that sticks out behind me. I have hips, but as far as filling out a pair of jeans it’s just not happening. I guess you’d call it a flat butt! That being said, I don’t know that I need some panties that have padding!

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