Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.  Needing to get to the other side, The first man prayed:

‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’
Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:  God, please give me Strength and the tools to cross the river’
Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms And strong legs and he Was able to row across in about an hour After almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, The third man prayed:
‘God, please give me the strength, The tools and the intelligence To cross the river’

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, Hiked one Hundred yards up stream And walked across the bridge.

‘If at first you don’t succeed, do it the way your wife told you!’

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5 Responses to Three Men on a Hike

  1. Joy says:

    Nodding my head in agreement.

  2. Laura says:

    All of this could also have been avoided if the first guy had prayed, “Lord, please cure me of the hives that break out on me every time I consult a map or ask for directions.”

  3. Jenny says:

    HAHAH Listen to your wife!!! Always… 😀

  4. Sue says:

    I thought this was hilarious!!! The other joke I have in the can is pretty funny too 😉

  5. Ellen says:

    This is so true. Women think ahead and forward 🙂

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