Welcome to Bora Bora, my friends. Pull up a beach chair, have a glass of your favorite frothy drink (I’ll take a Mojito, please), and settle in. Can you feel the marrow in your bones relaxing? Everything just sinks down into that lovely, comfortable, sun-kissed chair.
I’ve just come off of a crazy, sick, stressful, sick-kid, stressful, worrisome week. And I might be looking at more of the same (without the sick I hope). So my favorite escape is to google some pictures from Bora Bora, ’cause that’s the closest I’m going to get to it for the forseeable future.
So here we are. Kick back and enjoy the island breeze.
Remember the rules. If you’re not nice, we take your drink and toss you in to swim with the sharks. Although, that sounds kinda fun…