You Can’t Make This ** Up!

I’m just cut-pasting this here, because it’s so phenomenally absurd, I can’t improve upon it:


Malawi Justice Minister Takes Strong Stand On Flatulence



George Chaponda, the Justice Minister for Malawi wants farting to be a misdemeanor.
“The fouling of the air” ban which is a law should not refer to intestinal gases but instead means air pollution according to Solicitor General Anthony Camanga. 

A raging public debate between the two Malawi senior officials is the subject of much discourse.
Kamanga has firmly stated: “How any reasonable or sensible person can construe the provision to criminalize farting in public is beyond me.”

Minister G.Chaponda on the other hand argues “Just go to the toilet.”

source: The Short News


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7 Responses to You Can’t Make This ** Up!

  1. Joy says:

    This is hilarious. I think farting in public should be illegal!!!!!! LMAO!

  2. LVISS says:

    Fart”unately .

  3. SKL says:

    I wish there weren’t people who needed to be told to not fart in public! Really!

    I’ve been told that old people can’t help it. So maybe a law is a little harsh . . . .

  4. Laura says:

    LOL!!! I thought I’d deleted this post! (because I couldn’t get the cat picture to cooperate and work with the text)

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