Would you rather be a man who wears a noticeably ugly toupee OR a man that uses that spray stuff in a can to color his scalp?
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I actually massage a guy who wears a toupee. It’s the ugliest and the most noticeable thing in the world! It’s not even the same color of his actual hair. His real hair is mostly gray but the toupee is a dark brown!
If I was a man, I would just shave it off!!
Oh. Lord. Neither. I’d rather be a woman.
LOL you two!!! You’re supposed to pick one over the other!! LMAO!!!
I agree, I’d rather be a woman. A woman would never do either of those ridiculous things (I hope!).
There is no good answer here!!!
I think I’d go with the spray on. I couldn’t stand something just sitting on my head. I’d be so afraid it would fall off.
I’ll play along! I will go with the spray because as noticeable as it might be, it can’t be worse than a horrible toupee!
i would pick the toupee and go visit Hurricane Irene in hopes that it would blow off then I could go back to being bald.
I’ve actually been thinking about this since you put this up. This is a HARD one. And setting aside the inevitable “you look like an idiot” for a moment, I still can’t decide. On one hand, I can look at a toupe like I would a hat. I wear them often – baseball caps and a floppy sun hat – so I reckon it would be kind of like that. But then it would get hot and itchy after a while, wouldn’t it?
So then I pick “spray”. And immediately think… sunburn, cold head in winter… GAAHHH!!!
I’m buying a ferret and teaching it to sleep on my head. At least it’ll be cute.
LOL! You are TOO funny, Laura! I’ll pick the ugly toupee.