The season’s almost over, so I figured, in Joy’s honor, we’d meet today on the Links. I’m not a big fan of golf, having been banned from the Fairways for my flippant attitude and having an unexplainable attack of Pun-itis during one particularly hilarious game (ok, I thought it was hilarious. apparently nobody else did), but Joy loves to golf, so today is for her.
As we’re having our conversation, remember to speak in hushed tones, and don’t laugh. If you find something particularly amusing or praise-worthy, a quiet opera-clap will do. And if you’re nasty, you get to replace every single divot that is created. With your nose.
photo swiped from St. Cloud Country Club