A man walks into a pharmacy and walks up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him. He answers that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife, and she directs him to the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a large bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
Confused, she says, “Sir, I thought you needed tampons for your wife?”
He nods, “See, it’s like this. Yesterday, I sent her to the store to get me some cigarettes. She came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers, ’cause it’s soooooo much cheaper.
So I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she.”