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3 Grandma’s

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Posted in age, aging, birthday, embarrassed, fun, funny, getting old, grandma, grandpa, humor, humorous, jokes, laughs, laughter, life, life lessons, people, things, thoughts | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Obedient Wife

Keeping a wife under control………………   The first man married a woman from WISCONSIN.  He told her she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to … Continue reading

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Dad makes prom dress

Dad makes prom dress out of condoms   This is just too funny not to share!!!   About the time you thought you had seen it all,  here’s a ‘safe sex’ dress!  Pretty original, to say the least…..   and actually kinda … Continue reading

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Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. “What’s that big brass gong?” … Continue reading

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Drinking and driving

168 Manitobans were charged with drinking and driving during the 2008-2009 holiday check stop program. Collision analyst Sergeant Wayne Blackmore says although Manitoba saw an increase of almost double the number of impaired drivers, RCMP are not surprised.  He says that’s because … Continue reading

Posted in accidents, activities, adults, alcohol, anger, bad habits, behavior, choices, dangerous, dangers, drinking and driving, getting drunk, laws, learning, life, life lessons, people, problems, responsibility, rules, safety, seatbelts, things, vehicles | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

New Years and Resolutions

It’s that time of year again.  How many of you make New Years Resolutions???  Ones that you can actually achieve?? How long do you stay on it or does it just fly out the window after a few days or … Continue reading

Posted in activities, advice, bad habits, behavior, changes, choices, diets, differences, eating, eating habits, exercise, fears, habits, people, things, thoughts | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 19 Comments

My BIGGEST pet peeve

How many of you are parents, grandparents or a guardian??  As a parent, how many of you buckle up your child and tell them they have to wear a seatbelt? I know I do….I think most of the people with … Continue reading

Posted in accidents, adults, bad habits, behavior, children, choices, dangerous, differences, fears, feelings, grandparents, habits, kids, laws, life, parent's, people, safety, seatbelts | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Workplace Enemies

I work at a place where there are 3 separate offices on the same land.  All walking distance accessible.   In my office we have about 20 employee’s. Since I have worked here, there have been these two ladies who do … Continue reading

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Beaver Hunting (true story)

I know Beaver Hunting may sound like a joke but I’m deadly serious here.  As long as we’ve been talking about hunting, I wanted to add this one. Two older men.  70-ish decided to go beaver hunting about 2 months … Continue reading

Posted in accidents, adults, age, anger, changes, choices, dangers, differences, emotions, fairness, fears, feelings, grief, guns, guys, hunting, men, people, questions, safety | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Lipstick

According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12th grade girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, … Continue reading

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Teen Organ Donors

This is a very sad story from a friend of mine at work.  Her niece died in a pedestrian/car accident.  It was an accident plain and simple so there was no blame passed around.  She was 16 years old and … Continue reading

Posted in accidents, adults, behavior, beliefs, children, choices, comfort, death, differences, emotions, family, fears, feelings, grief, hospitals, kids, life, love, organ donation, pain, parent's, people, sorrow, teenagers, things | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 27 Comments

Weddings and parents giving just the right gift.

I have a cousin who got married.  As a gift to him and his new wife his parents GAVE him 20 acres of land. To build their “dream home” on as the new daughter in law put it. Well 2 … Continue reading

Posted in adulthood, adults, anger, behavior, children, choices, differences, disappointment, emotions, family, family feuds, fears, feelings, fighting, getting along, grandparents, hurt feelings, husbands, in-laws, kids, life, marriage, mistakes, parent's, past, people, problems, regret, relationships, things, wives | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Winter Driving

Every year we go through this.  Winter comes, snow flies and the roads get slippery.  So why is it that every year when winter arrives and we know the roads are going to be slippery and snow covered, people still … Continue reading

Posted in accidents, afraid, anger, bad habits, behavior, choices, dangerous, dangers, differences, driving, fears, feelings, people, problems, road rage, seasons, stress, things, thoughts, travel, weather conditions, winter | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

Deer hunting is here

We live on a farm and hunting season has come.  I have 6 horses along with other animals.  Last night at 5 PM I heard 14 gunshots in 20 minutes coming from our back property. The worst thing was I … Continue reading

Posted in accidents, activities, afraid, Animals, behavior, chores, dangerous, dangers, fears, feelings, guns, hunting, laws, mistakes, people, problems, rules, safety, scared, seasons, things | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

A few funnies….

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing.       A … Continue reading

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Step-parents disciplining

Hello Everyone.  I was having a discussion with a friend of mine this morning and I was interested in what other people thought. My friend has one daughter.  She’s 16. For most of this girls life, she believed one man … Continue reading

Posted in adults, anger, behavior, biology, children, dad's, differences, dna, emotions, family, fears, feelings, getting along, hurt feelings, kids, mom's, nurture, parent's, parenting, people, problems, relationships, respect, responsibility, teenagers, things, today's times | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

Ultrasound-to find out babies sex only???

Okay.  So I have this HUGE little thing that I’m a bit irked about. I’ve been pregnant 4 times.  2 of those times they thought there might be a problem of some kind or the other with the baby.  Which meant … Continue reading

Posted in adults, afraid, anger, behavior, canadian medical, cheat, choices, courtesy, differences, emotions, fears, feelings, honesty, Lying, medical care, people, pregnancy, problems, ultrasounds. canadian health care, worry | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

To go or not to go to pre-school

My husband and I have 4 kids; 17, 12, 10 and 3, all girls!!  I never sent my older girls to preschool. But since then it seems as preschool has become more and more popular. Or is it just offered … Continue reading

Posted in activities, child care, childhood, children, choices, competitive, daycare, differences, feelings, growing up, kids, preschool, school, thoughts, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Just for laughs

  WHEN I GET OUT,   SOMEONE IS DAMN-SURE GONNA DIE!

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Working moms or stay at home moms???

Mommy??  How come you have to go to work??? As we prepare to leave the house for yet another work day, my daughter asks me a question that’s been ruminating in my head since I first became a mother.  The automatic response is something … Continue reading

Posted in adulthood, adults, babysitters, babysitting, child care, children, choices, differences, emotions, fears, feelings, jobs, kids, lifestyles, mom's, parent's, people, stay at home moms, things, thoughts, today's times, Uncategorized, women, working moms, working parents, worry | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

Canadian Health Care?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

It all started on our July long holiday weekend (I think it’s your July 4th weekend).  We decided to pack the family up and go camping.  24 hours into the trip my 3 year old gets a fever of 104.7.  … Continue reading

Posted in afraid, canadian medical, children, choices, emotions, fears, feelings, government, kids, medical, medical care, medicine, people, scared, sorrow, stress, surgery, Uncategorized, worry | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

How would you rank your first date with someone new?

How many bad first dates have you had?  When I think back….whoa…. Check this one out. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first … Continue reading

Posted in adults, choices, embarassing, embarrassed, embarrassment, emotions, fears, feelings, fun, funny, humiliation, humor, husbands, impressions, laughter, life, marriage, men, people, things, thoughts, wives, women | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

3 Grandma’s

Posted in adults, age, aging, birthday, embarrassed, fun, funny, getting old, humor, humorous, laughter, life, life lessons, people, things, thoughts | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Sibling Rivalry

Do we ever outgrow sibling rivalry???  I have 4 girls and it seems like they are always questioning how much I give the other one.  Whether it’s money, attention, shopping, love, etc….They just don’t ever stop.  I feel like I … Continue reading

Posted in afraid, behavior, childhood, children, choices, communicating, emotions, fairness, family, fears, feelings, girls, growing up, hurt feelings, jealousy, kids, life, love, parent's, peers, people, siblings, things, thoughts, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Dying your hair!!!

Have you ever been so excited to get a new hair color, only to have it not turn out like the box?  I do this every time.  I feel like I need a change so I go out and buy … Continue reading

Posted in accidents, adulthood, change, choices, fears, feelings, funny, life, life lessons, memories, mistakes, people, regret, thoughts, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments