Grandmas might not know everything …..

little-boys

 

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for  a few days.

 

He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,    

 

‘Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?’    

 

 

 

 

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. ‘It’s called  sexual intercourse,  darling.’    

Little Tony said, ‘Oh, OK,’ and went back outside to play with the other kids.

 

    

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

 


‘Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse.   It’s called Bunk Beds.    

 

    

And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.’

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 Responses to Grandmas might not know everything …..

  1. Elena says:

    Ha! These moments are so funny in real life, we think they’re asking some intense awful question and we steel ourselves for a Big Conversation… and it turns out to be something silly! Kids are great for keeping us on our toes.

  2. SanityFound says:

    ROFL I am so that grandma dang! TFF nice one huns!

  3. G-Ma says:

    This is so beyond hysterical! Ya, you never know what it is they really want to know….Always probe for more….lol

  4. SKL says:

    When my kid sister was 2 or 3, she asked her babysitter: “what’s feelings?” So she received a long and thoughtful response, and then said, “I can’t wait until I go to the dentist so I can get some feelings!”

    When she was 6, she said “I hate seeing s-e-x on TV!” I asked, “what is s-e-x?” [Disgusted grimace]: “Kissing!”

  5. megan says:

    That is so funny!

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