The Candy With The Little Holes

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The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red…………………..Cherry
Yellow……………..Lemon
Green………………Lime
Orange ……………Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
Of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your
Mother may sometimes call your father.’

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
Yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!


The teacher had to leave the room!

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7 Responses to The Candy With The Little Holes

  1. Sue says:

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!! See, kids really ARE listening at all times!

  2. shane says:

    Oh yeah kids hear everything!

  3. joanharvest says:

    Oh my goodness, that is so funny.

  4. LOL. So funny! I couldn’t stop laughing!

  5. joz1234 says:

    ROFL!!

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