Don’t push the button

gynoIn a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied.
 
A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said ” You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.”
 
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
 
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
 
Who would know if he touched them?
 
He couldn’t resist. He pushed WW. Warm Water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
 
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men’s restrooms don’t have nice things like this.
 
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm Air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large Powder Puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
 
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn’t wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
 
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

“What happened?” he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
 
“The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.”
 
MEN NEVER LISTEN

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10 Responses to Don’t push the button

  1. Gary says:

    YIKES!!! Poor bastard!

    Now that’s funny! ROFL!

  2. Doraz says:

    Well, all I can say is, “OMG!” -)*

  3. Sue says:

    Well, all he had to do was listen!

  4. Gary says:

    Well, yes….all he had to do was listen Sue…..but…..we men just aren’t built to listen. ROFL!!

  5. mssc54 says:

    Tampon sized? He needed it replaced anyway.

  6. Joy says:

    Sue, you should write a book on getting men to listen and you could make millions!!!! Nobody has figured it out yet. Maybe you could be the first!!

  7. nikki says:

    Oh you sillies!! Men are great listeners…it’s the obeying part the get hung up on!!
    At least there wasn’t a button called…ATA…Automatic Tampon Application. So then he’d have 2 problems, reattaching one part and removing something from another part!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!! I crack myself up!

  8. Gary says:

    HA! Your killing me Nikki! ROFLMAO!

  9. Joy says:

    You crack me up too Nikki!!!!

  10. Sue says:

    Nikki, that was funny!!!!!

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